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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so one of the old ladies reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "
Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?". The other old lady said :"
Its a condom". "
A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.
When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "
What size do you want?". The old lady thought for a minute and said : "
Well, I don't know... It's for a Camel!"
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Désolé d'être terre-à-terre et de pas avoir d'humour, mais si tu mets un préservatif à une cigarette, il va pas brûler ? :o)
Si bien sûr. Mais comme dans une cigarette, il y a déjà des goudrons, de l'ammonique et des cyanures, un peu de plastique brûlé ne peut qu'améliorer le trip...
gVgVssE -
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Arf, c'est drôle !
ohill | 14.07.02 @ 14:07 >
tu oublies l'acétone, le phénol, le méthanol, le monoxyde de carbone, la théobromine, les différentes chlorures...
bon pause clope pasque là c'est trop d'un seul coup
le tabac c'est tabou
tigroo | 15.07.02 @ 09:25 >
je l'avais déjà entendu au café beaubourg
Mennuie -
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I'm not agree with you. Just my opinion.
Coolio -
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